Currently Watching Everybody Loves Big Boobies By Briana Banks, Mary Carey, Brittany Skye, Bridgette Kerkove, Jewel De'Nyle, Sondra Hall, Angelica Sin, Lezley Zen, Brittany Andres, Lana Moore see related

Jesus loves me this i know because brittany said i was a hobo. I love me and my ass. TITTIES....when i was a little boy my grandpa use to tell me these stories...i threw a golf club at my brother when i was 9. He was circumcised yesterday...im making an entry! hehe i said "entry" as in anal.  Mandi and Brittany are typing this for me...
I love corey
one day me and my brother corey we were hitch hiking down a long and lonesome road.  all of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road and he said: plaaaaaay the best soooong in the world, or ill eat your souls.  well me and corey, we looked at each other, and we each said: okay.  and we played the first thing that came to our heads, it just so happened to be the best song in the world, it was the best song in the world.  look into my eyes and its easy to see one and one make two, two and one make three, it was destiny.  once every hundred thousand years or so when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow. needless to say, the beast was stunned. whip crack from his retched tail, and the beast done.  he asked us, "gyrjfjahfjh!  be you angels?"  and we said "nay!  we are but men, ROCK! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHOAOOAO WHOOA WHOOA WHOA" This is not the greatest song in the world no, this is only a tribute.  couldnt remember the greatest song in the world no NO! this is just a tribute.  to the greatest song in the world alright it was the greatest alright it was the best motherfuckin song the greatest song in the world alright hee goodafligadoo hee ga
fligoogigoo fligoogigoo buh deehee fligagoo fligariggadoogabee fliggarogahd buriganoogabitchduhee the peculiar thing is it didnt really sound anything like this song  this is just a tribute i like titties yay titties boobs yeah.  me and corey have some crazy adventures in cambodia.  jesus tits foreva.  peace out.

Currently Listening Operation Ivy (Energy) By Operation Ivy The Crowd, and every other freakin OPIV song cause theyre awesome! see related

hey everyone.  its been a while.   yeah i guess a lot of shit has changed.  mom lives with my grandparents until she gets her apartment.  i live with corey now, and its pretty cool i guess.  amber and i broke up, but anyone who might even take the time to read this already knows that.  i have to go to court next month, which is total bullshit but oh fuckin well.  im in a new band now, with corey, and patrick and seth, (seth club forever!!!!)  were called the crayola kids, which will probably change because seth and i dont like it haha. anyway i think were gonna be really good.  well, theres not much else to say, so ill talk to you kids later i guess

David

yeah noone will fill this out..... but oh well.

01. Who are you, what's our relationship:
02. How long have you known me:
03. Tell me one good thing about myself:
04. When you first saw me, what was your impression:
05. Have you ever had a crush on me:
06. describe me in 3 words:
07. do you think i'm good looking:
08. how would you describe me to someone:
09. would you ever date me:
10: what do you like most about me:
11: if we could spend a day together what would we do:
12: do you think we will be friends for at least 3 or 4 more years:
13. What do you think my weakness is:
14. What makes me happy:
15. What makes me sad:
16. What reminds you of me:
17. When's the last time you saw me:
18. Are you going to put this on your xanga and see what I say about you:
19. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why:
20. Do I cross your mind at least once a day?